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Fuck the House of Blues

Friday, November 14th, 2008

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Dear HoB,
What was the point of having Sisters of Mercy in Cleveland tonight? The vocals in tonight’s show were completely inaudible. None of us could hear anything. If you have any clue about this band, the [...]

The need for curtains

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

As I walked into the basement this morning, I realized that I don’t have curtains on every window.
I also realized that it’s also a good idea to close the curtains if they’re hanging there.

I own a motorcycle? No. Really?

Friday, November 7th, 2008

In support of Snarfyboy’s theory that I’m going through some kind of crisis…
I now own a motorcycle.
It was semi-inherited, semi-purchased from the family of my friend who died in September.
I’m not licensed to use it.
I wonder if I’ve got the fortitude to take the certification class in winter.
Maybe I could start a new [...]

Matchless

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

I think I’m happier today than I’ve been in many years. This is despite the fact that I don’t have a girlfriend. In fact, this is despite that fact that this is the longest I’ve gone without a relationship in my life. I have always been dating dating or married or something. [...]

Ballad of the Beard

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Clean
A few weeks ago, I shaved off my beard.

I have this reaction because when I shave, I essentially look like this:

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