(Canvas lunchboxes found contaminated with lead, in today’s news. Toys a few weeks ago…)
Bakaitis: What’s with China and lead? Do they put lead in everything over there?!?
Frantic Writings: Canvas? why would you even need lead? Maybe they’re making them radiation proof?
Bakaitis: wear the lunchbox as a hat to stop people from reading your mind!
Frantic Writings: where is the article?
Bakaitis: found it on google news.
Frantic Writings: lead in the logo? That is so odd
Bakaitis: I was just told by an educated person that lead makes paint stick.
Bakaitis: so you mix lead into paint and it doesn’t fall off as fast.
Frantic Writings: which is why there were so many lead-based paints. I guess that makes sense.
Frantic Writings: I wonder what else has lead in it.
Bakaitis: pencils! those have lead, too!
Bakaitis: and, of course, lead has lead in it.
Frantic Writings: my god, you’re right. I need to check to see if my lead is from China.
Frantic Writings: mercury will probably be next.
Bakaitis: working our way through the heavy metals?
Frantic Writings: sure. Maybe cadmium is the next big thing
Bakaitis: did you look that one up?
Frantic Writings: Nope!
Bakaitis: I can’t think of another heavy metal.
Bakaitis: other than “Winger” but that wasn’t funny enough to be a joke.
